By now readers will know that there is no junglewifi.com and almost no cellphone signal. This must be the first time since the Internet began, that I haven't been able to reach it. Marie would be pleased and, in a strange way, I am too. (We now find that Cusco wifi is of poor speed!)
As I write, offline, we are in the tropical rain forest of Peru (aka 'The Jungle' as the locals call it, removing some of the glamour. I'll bet the travel marketing folk would be disappointed). We are located in Puerto Maldonado, for those who actually have WiFi and would like a look. After searching this name, take your mouse, place it over then Madre de Dios (mother of god.... But fortunately not 'holy mother of god') river and head down stream a little. A little depends a lot on the scale of zoom on your web browser, but we are on the same side of the river as Puerto Maldonado (or we were at the time of writing), with Lago Salvado 'down river and inland' from us.
For the second, or maybe third time, in Peru, we observed half finished buildings where the lower levels were clearly finished but concrete pillars or reinforcing rods protruded above the roofline of the structures, looking rough and unfinished. we speculate that this is the objective, perhaps in response to lower taxes for incomplete properties? If so, it is a silly policy because it leaves much of the community, often second world in appearance, looking worse than it needs to. It was another example of those moments when I think; 'if I was president for a day...'
Prior to our arrival here we were well prepared with shorts, T-shirts, sunscreen and rain jackets. 'Expect 32 degrees Celsius, and rain (being a rainforest, and all). The main accommodation block plays out this rumour well with mosquito net walls and plenty of cooling fans on the ceiling. (And beer in the fridge - Ed). In reality we have had 12 DegC, plenty of wind, and no rain. Go figure.
Becky has taken to bringing an extra blanket to pre dinner drinks, Katie is often wearing all the clothes from her bag (Mum would be proud to know she alternates the layers to look like a changed wardrobe) and the wool that Ron and I thought was excess in our bags is in permanent use.
There are plenty of friendly, chatty, guests from various parts of the world who we have walked and talked with since our arrival, but several had struggled to pigeon-hole our group, generally offending me as they tried. 'So, you nice young ladies have two fathers?' (Nice!). 'So Ron is your father, and Mike is... Your Uncle?'. I am still waiting for someone to offer 'brother', or I would even accept cousin, but so far the ageing process must be more obvious than I realised.
The one good outcome is that the skin dissolving volume of DEET that we brought along, to frustrate the Mosquitos, is barely being used because the Mosquitos are tucked up in their own warm sleeping bags and aren't interested in biting humans. I wonder whether I should have visited a meteorologist before leaving rather than a travel doctor?
This lack of Mosquitos has made it very difficult for K, B and M to make fun of R's 'jungle suit' of matching trousers and shirt, let alone get photos for you all.
So what does one do in 'the jungle'?
Our guides make a real effort, through a programme of adventures, to show us the local environment. On the first night we boarded a river boat (the type many of you may have been on, so skinny that floating looks impossible, with an outboard motor) to go hunting for Caiman. We also used river boats to reach our other walks, except for the night walk around the accommodation.
The caiman hunt was fun, but you didn't need Steve Irwin along for protection because most that we found would fit nicely in my back pack, but wildlife is always better than zoo life.
The next morning (day 2), at the highly irregular hour of 5am we were up to head to Lago (lake) Sandoval, for more wildlife hunting,seeing many bird species, a larger black caiman, a 3 toed sloth and many happy monkeys, but no otters or anaconda. We did get a good anaconda story though, involving the survival of a dog and his owner. I don't think our guide was making unreasonable excuses when he described the difficulty imposed by the low temperatures.
By midday we were back, to eat and fall asleep, before donning our walking gear again to head of to see the rainforest canopy via a sequence of swing bridges between two towers 32m high. As you might expect we all thought this was rather cool, and debated whether or not Ainsley or Marie would have happily tackled the bridges or not; do you think they wish they were here right now? We will show them the photos and ask later.
Again the volume of wildlife was low, probably as a function of the cold. Our guide tried to call them out with his cell phone by playing their bird calls from the phone. Kate whispered to me the birds are probably laughing at him, declaring that this iTune is so 2012!
However, excitingly (?) after our guide failed to coax Tarantula's out of their nests we were all pleased to find one using the accommodation at the 'hut in the trees' for those people wishing to sleep a night in the canopy (with a Tarantula - Ed). They are indeed big spiders, probably measured in kilograms rather than grams!
Our night walk was predominantly uneventful, save a few insects, and a troll that grabbed Katie's leg from a deep hole, but as with other expeditions it was good to be out in the wild.
Day 3 saw us head off on a visit to a local riverside farm. This was a great way to spend the morning and our guide got us very involved in their lifestyle, farming and trying the various products (various fruits, sugar cane, herbs and coconut). I hope this family is paid a little cash for having us traipse through their lives.
in the afternoon we went piraña fishing in a local pond, advised to just cut our finger and just stick your arm in the water! After and hour with rod, line, hook and bait we had all experienced bites but would have been quite comfortable leaping out of the boat to swim home (if the water hadn't been clay brown in colour). Late in the game our guide caught both a catfish and a piraña, which whilst it has a damaging set of teeth is more like a large goldfish than a Hollywood movie star.
As the temperatures improved, a little, we have seen more monkeys playing in the trees outside our accommodation. No walk required.
The accommodation has been very good. The food has been very good too. Well organised, helpful staff and good rooms. Electricity use is limited, loo paper is not to be flushed! (culture) the showers don't knock you over and the bar man could easily sell a few more drinks if he 'tried', but these are not criticisms, just observations, because we have had a very pleasant experience at Hacienda Concepcion (Inkaterra facility).
Speaking of a few drinks, which we have spent a reasonable period of time researching, the girls have tried two different 'Pisco' (local) drinks, Pisco Sour (the more famous, including egg white) and another with ginger ale (preferred) and we have all sampled Caiparina, Cerveza Casquena and South American red wine, all of which are happily consumed.
Our local guide, Ivan ('Evaan'), has been very good and reminds me how valuable being multi lingual is, and how important tourism is to many of the world's communities. Peru may well look like a desert from the air but we were pleased to hear that Ivan describes Peru as doing reasonably well and that the young were finding jobs.
We are now in Cusco and subject to wifi signals we will update again later.